The Luke and Pete Show
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The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your...
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Wall-to-Wall Muck
Normal people are being price-gouged for paddling pools while conspiracy theorists insist that sun cream is population control. Summer is well and tru...
The S.O.B. Show
Ok you sonuvab***h, it’s time for half an hour of nonsense. Pete’s bringing tripe, Panera Bread and salty butter to the table.
And, in exciting...
Big Screens and Good Beer
The Football Ramble World Cup Watch Parties rapidly approach and there’s a lot to be excited about, not least access to toilets and cold pints of My F...
Not an AI-generated Podcast
Luke’s been to a conference and has discovered that there are companies producing thousands of 100% AI-generated podcast episodes each and every week....
Dreadful Far-right Music
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete get into the weeds of the British far-right and discuss the bizarrely disparate causes being represented at Tommy Ro...
Too Stinky for Press-Ganging
Luke’s been on the health supplements and Pete’s feeling gassy on account of his mānuka honey and apple cider vinegar consumption. Maybe that’s why he...
Hot Guys Reading Books
Last episode’s discussion about performative art consumption continues. Now it’s time to analyse blokes in their 20s walking around with a Penguin cla...
I’ll Be Your Clown
Luke and Pete check in on the state of the nation to find Starmer being deeply unserious while the King’s having to suck up to Trump.
On a cheer...
The One-Armed Green Grocer
Sometimes wrestlers hang out with Welsh nans and sometimes (quite often) American rockstars become really right-wing.
In other news, Sabastian S...
MDMA on a Desert Island
GB News continues to evade toothless regulatory bodies and Pete’s dad continues to tune in. It turns out Luke’s met plenty of the presenters, many of...
One Question for the Boss
Pete’s DIY mission continues and it’s all getting a bit treacherous. He’s discovered some mould and keeps getting electric shocks off his drill. And,...
The Christianity Escape Pod
Luke’s off to the BFI (Boxing Face Institute) and Pete might have recently participated in the worst conversation to have ever happened. At least Samm...
My Name Isn't James
The Imperial War Museum’s got a WWI-era puppet and it’s brought up some terrifying memories for Luke. Maybe ARC Raiders would take his mind off it if...
Yes, Captain Kidney
It’s nearly Sir David Attenborough’s 100th birthday but Pete isn’t especially looking forward to the celebrations. He is, however, excited for a certa...
I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement
Pete went to Las Vegas for WrestleMania and disgraced himself by not drinking or gambling enough. He got a hat, though. Swings and roundabouts.
...
Dispatches from Orchestra Camp
New Lime bikes are being rolled out! Big news for a man (Luke) who’s racked up an incredible number of kilometres on the current ones.
There’s a...
Leave the Tortoise Alone
Mr Donaldson's about to turn 45 and frankly Luke is shocked he made it this far. Before the big day, though, he’s off to WrestleMania in Vegas. Finger...
Schrödinger’s Poo
Pete’s been using an angle grinder and it’s made his cabin smell awful. Luke’s son is reassuring him that he hasn’t done a poo. All is right in the wo...
A Balustrade Tragedy
Pete’s got a new project and it’s nearly claimed his life already. It involves walls, glass, vans and a great deal of calamity. Before any of that, th...
Ten American Men
Under the microscope this fine Monday: the land of the free and the home of the brave. Luke and Pete discuss the recent passing of Robert Mueller, Kas...
AKA the Bronx
On today’s show, Luke laments the inherent meekness of the British and their aversion to revolution. Thank God for a new set of golf clubs to lift his...
The Last Men on Earth
If Luke and Pete were to leave the studio to find they’re suddenly the only people left on the planet, what would the strategy be? Minor spoiler: prim...
Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer
Remember when you used to get fat footballers? Luke and Pete do.
On today’s episode, the guys discuss the sartorial choices of football fans of...
Goodnight to the Metaverse
The trailer for SNL UK is out and Luke and Pete are sticking to their original predictions vis à vis its quality. But there’s bigger fish to fry on th...
Wet Music and Big Shoes
Luke’s distaste for what he calls “wet music” might have ruined a recent night out, but his negativity is no match for Pete’s beef with a certain Inst...
Drinking is the Abraham
Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episode...
Mongo the Chimpfluencer
Cryptids. Ever heard of them? Well, they get everywhere. Including Hartlepool, it turns out.
Today’s edition of the Luke and Pete show moves fr...
Wild Moldovan Dogs
Pete’s been off on his holidays again, this time to Moldova and the breakaway republic of Transnistria. And he didn’t even get as pissed as he could h...
The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To
Luke is in the purgatory of British house-buying — a process his Wife He Has Access To finds baffling when you can apparently just kick a door in and...
Chess and Chest Presses
Welcome, intrepid podcast traveller - good to have you with us. Let Pete regale you with tales of a near-death experience involving a 25-minute walk,...
Obama’s Extraterrestrials
A former US President said that aliens exist! More on this story right here on LAPS. In other news, Battery Robot has returned to the fold, Luke’s get...
Something Fishy About the Biscuits
Happy Monday everyone. What better way to start the week than with some allegorical analysis of 1986’s Top Gun? Also on today’s menu: framemogging, Sc...
The Ice Have It
On today’s episode, Luke and Pete contend with some of the grim realities of the ruling classes on both sides of the pond. In unfortunate news for Pet...
The Happy Promptman
On the agenda today: Maxïmo Park, tight trousers and the appendages they disguise (or don’t disguise) and the astonishing number of famous people prod...
The Six-Sheep Threshold
We kick off today’s episode with a look back on the good and the bad of 1990s cartoons and satire, before taking a moment to appreciate the late, grea...
Peter, it’s Paella Time
Mr Donaldson’s just got in from another European trip, this time to the land of tapas and seashell-adorned buildings. Today’s topics include punctuati...
Too Many Stick Insects
Disturbing psychological conditions, Disney cruises and the obscenity of billionaires. Variety is the spice of life.
Plus, there’s plenty of lo...
Always Smell the Beef
Pete’s been to Paris and it’s making everyone very depressed, and not because of envy. The man is self-admittedly awful at booking things.
On an...
A Cow’s a Silly Animal
Luke and Pete kick off this episode by delighting at the days getting longer. It’ll be spring before you know it, lads.
Things get more controve...
The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise
Carmageddon II looms large in Pete’s early university memories, but it’s not the reason he had to apologise to campus security. Luke, meanwhile, had t...