The Luxury Podcast
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The Luxury Podcast
William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith explore the art of elevating everyday life by taking on a different area ripe for an upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan, your guides to...
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Funeral Tunes & Blancmange Sheets
Jonathan and William are in trouble for ruining a Buckethead's sheets! Meanwhile, the boys have a biscuit delivery and JVS has created his own luxury...
Fantasy Dinner Party
William and JVS design their dream dinner party in today's ep - from their ideal location, to their luxury menu, and of course - their fantasy dinner...
Pink Leotards and William's Smutty Joke
Jonathan's dog Betty is feeling a bit sorry for herself, whereas William shows off his luxury lumpy cucumber! The lads also chat about feeling superio...
Social Media
X-rated photos on instagram close friends, William's diva messages to Jonathan on Twitter, and rotents popping up on your algorithm, are just some of...
Hussy Dogs and a Floral Mess
Jonathan's bought an array of new manly polos, but will he gain William's approval? In other news, William has been sun-bleaching his shirts following...
Potatoes
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss the nation's favourite food - POTATOES. Are jacket potatoes common? Have they ever set foot in a Pie and Mas...
Thirsty Lawns and Heterosexual Keys
The boys discuss the hosepipe ban, which has made Jonathan's lawn ever so thirsty! William and JVS compare their keys to see whose are the most manly,...
First Jobs
Join Jonathan and William as they discuss 'First Jobs'. They discuss it all from selling premiere rabbits to being fired by aristocrats - all very rel...
Theatre Confusion and a Big Red Face
Jonathan came to see William in Titanique, and though he enjoyed it, he did get a bit lost...
The lads also chat about the beautiful game, new B...
Luggage
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss LUGGAGE. We hear about Jonathan's airport backpack and William new luxury cases, as well as rainbow straps,...
Splashed Slacks & Heritage CCTV
William has some huge updates on the Frig trip, whilst Jonathan reveals he's going Kamado!
The boys also chat about whether cappuccinos are comm...
The Afterlife
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss what a luxury afterlife looks like. The boys discuss ghosts, haunting, oujia boards, and the luxury animal t...
Sun Beds & Holiday Chums
Jonathan's back from Frig and has made some holiday friends, but will he be introducing them to William on their upcoming trip?
The boys also ch...
Weather
We all know by now that Jonathan has been enjoying his luxury air conditioning unit, but how has William been escaping the heat? In this episode all a...
Sobbing Children and a Perplexed Daughter-In-Law
Jonathan's been watching Rivals and he's got a lot to say about it! William tries to sort out his accomodation for the upcoming tumultuous Frig trip....
The Apocalypse
If the world was to end tomorrow, how would you make your final day luxury? Well, Jonathan and William are here to guide you through the Apocalypse! W...
Naked Cartwheels and Mirror Disasters
William and Jonathan chat about luxury grey hair, a deceitful mirror, hostel horrors, and we've got a special guest...Producer Oli has decided to pop...
DIY
William and Jonathan are talking about something suitably manly today - DIY! Can Jonathan handle a drill? Does William only hire gay handymen? And do...
Minimalist Classrooms and BBQ Season
Jonathan and William catch you all up on what went down at the Intergenerational BBQ! The boys also discuss Jonathan's thick decadent blood, how to ad...
The Home
William and Jonathan join us today from the comforts of their homes, so what better to talk about than Homes themselves. Wall colours, room scents, ai...
Meet The Voice of Balls & Strictly...Alan Dedicoat
Jonathan and William are joined by possibly the most famous voice in television as we've got the fabulous Alan Dedicoat on the podcast!
Alan is...
Birthdays
Join William and Jonathan as they discuss Birthdays!
Is it common to make a big deal of your birthday? Do the boys enjoy a funny card? And what...
Bare Legs and Unluxury Moments
Jonathan's got some big news which he can't wait to share with William! The boys also discuss the upcoming intergenerational BBQ, keeping cool during...
Cinemas
Today, William and Jonathan tackle the age old question of who would play them in a movie of the Luxury Podcast! Whilst discussing CINEMAS, the boys a...
Titanique Rehearsals and MORE Holiday Uncertainties
William's been hard at work rehearsing for Titanique, whilst Jonathan is here to clear up the upcoming Frigiliana holiday confusion (with varying leve...
Stains
Today, William and Jonathan will be tackling Stains! They've discussed their favourite cleaning products in previous episodes, but do they actually ge...
Help I Sexted The Luxury Podcast
It's the collaboration you've all been waiting for! Today, the boys are joined by William's other podcast husband - Jordan North!
Jonathan and W...
BBQs
Today Jonathan and William discuss how to host a luxury BBQ! What's on the menu? How is it served? What drinks will be in the fridge? The boys discuss...
New Pipes and Holiday Confusion
Tensions rise among the boys this week: Silicone Shaun accepts William’s tea but snubs Jonathan’s; the upcoming Frigiliana trip is on the rocks; and a...
Hangovers
After a couple of sore heads recently, William and Jonathan felt it was about time to discuss Hangovers. They talk about cures, ways to avoid one, and...
Dirty Hands and Rolling Pins
Big news, Jonathan's Master Blaster has been installed and he is chuffed! This leads neatly into a discussion on security systems and how best to deal...
Festivals
William and Jonathan are discussing a subject that they're extemely knowledgable about today - Festivals! They're chatting about dream line-ups, porta...
Master Blaster & Alternate Etiquette Experts
Jonathan's toying with the idea of having a Master Blaster installed, but its noise is anything but luxury! The boys also chat about workplace rudenes...
Takeaways
Join William and Jonathan as they chew over their luxury takeaway orders! The boys also discuss the etiquette around sharing (or NOT sharing) dishes,...
Scented Bin Bags and the Discharge Boys
Jonathan and William have been down the local pub having some fruitful conversations! We finally get to take a whiff of Jonathan's scented bin bags wh...
Cleaning The Kitchen
After the resounding success of our episode on Cleaning the Bathroom, Jonathan and William return to share their tips on Cleaning the Kitchen - in sui...
Stolen Trolleys and Sex Swings
William has been up to no good stealing trollies and bottles of gin - whatever will he do next? The boys also chat about doggy periods, sex room's and...
Sleep
Today, Jonathan and William share their tips on how to sleep in a luxury manner. Chilled sparkling water by the bed, the comfort of a set security ala...
Noisy Nostrils and Carboot Mayhem
Today, Jonathan takes us through the highs and lows of his recent long-haul flight, while William shares tales from a boozy night on the town. Plus, e...
Bins
Have you ever wondered how many bins Jonathan and William have in their homes? Or what style or luxury design they opt for? Well, look no further! Tod...